Alert!!

You're bound to find weirdos in public places. Hospitals too, apparently. This man was wearing uber tight clothes. His pants were that of his brother. Brown office pants, that were about to tear into pieces any second. His buttocks were completely traced out. Each bum was clearly visible- you'd think he was a lady from their size. To make matters worse, he had a walk. Chest out, (but really his protruding stomach was in the lead) and bums flying out. Really, it was a horrific sight. His shirt was flowered and botched with all colors of the warm family. Red, orange, yellow, and even brown. His shirt looked like it was sewn from leaves from the trees of Fall. Too colorful for a man, I tell you. his beard was carved out like that of a typical Mexican druglord. Use your imagination. He was lightskinned, and bore small glassy eyes that looked around ever so often. One look and you would jugde him to be gay. Personally, I think he hung out in the wrong places during his salon. A hair parlour, perhaps. When he should have been busy helping out, I bet he was busy making up and trying dresses, and practicing walking an imaginary catwalk.