You only hear weird comments in clubs. Weird phrases like the following.
“I think your nose just touched my eye.”
And
“I can feel the beat in my anus.”
And
“I think I’m going to grind my cousin.”
The first one happened when I was trying to talk to my friend’s boyfriend. Because of the more
than loud speakers banging behind us, he had to lean in closer so he could hear me. As he did, the tip of his almost perfectly chiseled nose tip brushed the white of my right eye. And yeah F, I know you are reading this and yeaaap your bf has a decently cool nose :D
Of course it was weird. But it just made me laugh because I normally don’t get noses in my eye.
The second one happened near the corner. There were about three speakers all faced in our direction, and I promise you I could feel the beat in my anus. It was like, ‘dum, dum, du-dum,’ hahah.
It was really funny.
The third one. Is. Even. More. dramatic. I’m saying ‘is’ cause it still is. She not only grinded him; There was a little bit more to it than juust grinding.
J love my friends. Like sosai sosai.
Hmmm I can't hide it that i am disappointed, we agreed that when you are going to the club I was gonna get an invite. Well I feel the beat in ma heart rather than anus, of course is ma feeling so it does not count. Although am a bad dancer but I think I can handle the grinding part. I think I missed that, I can make good out of it especially when it will take me all through the night. la la la lol(not jokingly). What did she do to her cousin? There is more to it than meets the eye of course. Well am not her cousin it would have felt more real(just thinking aloud)
ReplyDeleteso, u wer scoping ur frnds bf ko? u ......! imagine he had a zit on d nose and den u'll wake up d nxt morning and find zits in both eyes.......dat wud be crazy!
ReplyDeletebeat in ur anus.....seriously? imagine ur gut exploding 2 d beat n ur insyd will be splattered all ova d place n all ova d dancers' sweaty bodies!
sooooo......ders more 2 d grinding huh! wat did she do? we wnt 2 knw oooolala!! hu grinds or even does more wit ha cousin? hu does sumthn lyk dat????
lol. AWW, Ridwan am, it just happened, didnt rlly plan on going. but you shld totally go, it's really fun :)
ReplyDeletei also do feel the beat of music in my heart but yeahh my butt also heard some music that night. lol. haha grinding is kind of a dance technique so you CAN dance. hahah cousin marriage is allowed so i guess cousin grinding is too?? lol
Sammy!!! i wasnt scoping any boy wo, his nose was RIGHT there in front of my face, haha. ew, zits... po weal woman? lol. that wld be grosse..
hahahaha lmao, very funny!
i guess she enjoyed that night with him cause we didnt see her again untilw we were almost about to depart tha club...